Seung Tries to Save The ShanMonster
The Probably Letter
wut you say isn't true. gothic probably didnt even exist back than. lol vampire? vampire is satanic demon that might be real but probably human made up stories. if he was vampire y didnt he kill everyone and suck their blood. you make no logic and you are taking the bible literally. verse by verse. which wont make anysense. tha'ts y ur page is very dumb? no offense. god loves you
seung
The Probably Response
Hello, Seung.
I'm under the impression you are baiting me, but on the off chance you're not, I'm writing back to you.
I don't think there ought to be a "probably" in the statement "gothic probably didnt even exist back than." There are a few other errors in there, too, but I don't think you wrote to me for a grammar lesson. In any case, your guess seems on the money to me. Of course there were no goths around 1 AD or so. Heck, I don't even think absinthe had been invented, and although the Sisters of Mercy seem to have been around forever, they didn't actually have the opportunity to perform for Jesus or any of his contemporaries.
Your use of the word "probably" intrigues me even more when you say "vampire is satanic demon that might be real but probably human made up stories." It seems as though you ascribe more realism to Satan than to the power of human imagination. Well, maybe there is a Satan (and maybe Big Bird isn't a person in a bird suit but a surviving Sindbadian roc), but I somehow don't believe every work of fiction or imagination has a strong basis in reality. If this was the case, then I want to know where I can find that bouquet of underwater hamsters I dreamed about last year, and I also want to own the original Necronomicon. Heaven knows H.P. Lovecraft couldn't have made up the Cthulhu mythos!
And guess what? Vampires do exist. No, I'm not talking about the Hollywood vampire which can't see its reflection and has supernatural powers. I'm talking about people who drink human blood. I even know one of these guys. He gets together with his friends on weekends and they slurp from self-inflicted cuts. He reads way too much Anne Rice, too.
I wouldn't call him a Satanic demon. I'd call him a weirdo with strange sexual proclivities.
You say that I take the Bible literally, but this is obviously not the case. If I did, I'd be a fundamentalist Christian and I'd never suggest Jesus was either gothic or a vampire.
You also say god loves me. Did he ask you to relay the message? That seems rather junior high of him, don't you think? And which god, prithee? I hope it's not the Christian or Old Testament god. Look what happens to people he loves. He loved David, and made David's son rape his daughter. He also killed David's favourite son. That's not love. That's a psychotic episode.
He loved Lot (I think), and had his wife turned into a big pillar of salt. Then, to add insult to injury, he had Lot's daughters rape him while he was in a drunken stupor. Again, this isn't love, but perverse machinations.
He loved Jesus, too, and was cool with him being nailed up on a big stick. Then again, if you're of the school of thought that God and Jesus are the same person, this would imply that God is masochistic.
In any case, if these are instances of Godly love, I'd rather experience Godly indifference.
Toodles!
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