Does The ShanMonster Need to Be Saved?
Holy shit! Not being saved is hard work! These industrious Christians certainly keep me busy, although I often wonder why they seek me out just to flame me. There's an awful lot of people who express their hate by telling me of Jesus' love. Kinda ironic, hmm? I've never sent an unsolicited flame in my life. Oh well. Who knows? There's probably a rationale for it hidden somewhere in the bowels of that great Holy Bible (the real Bible, mind you, and not the hordes of Satanic Bibles)....
By the way, after I realized just how little regard most people hold for proper grammar and spelling, I've left off using "sic" after each error. Please consider the following letters (in reverse chronological order) to be held under a blanket "sic."
