The Shroud of Turin

I've been searching around the 'net for funeral shrouds. They all seem to be quite expensive, but none as nice as this. Jesus really set the trend here. We can be nothing but pale imitators of his keen fashion sense. And get this, the patterns on the shroud were somehow done in blood! How goth can you get? And not only is this item of clothing cool in a stand-alone sort of way, but it's also extremely controversial. Everyone knows goths like to be controversial. That's why their bands get banned in all sorts of cities. Anyway, this shroud is controversial because an awful lot of religious people believe Jesus really wore it, and an awful lot of non-religious people believe it's a medieval forgery. Even if it is a medieval forgery, it's still medieval, and the Middle Ages were goth as fuck!

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