Jesus Dissin' the Devil

This is Jesus telling the Devil to piss off.

Jesus liked to boss demons around, especially when they inhabited pigs; Trent Reznor obsesses about this porcine attraction, as does Raymond Watts and a certain all-star industrial band on Invisible Records. Jesus expecially liked to order the Devil around. You see, Jesus never did like being around Satan very much. Satan is a bore (not to be confused with a boar), trying to tempt Jesus with all the wrong things. What self-respecting goth would want all the kingdoms and riches of the world? I mean really, a glass of absinthe and a Bauhaus album would suffice.

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