What was your favourite Jesus-related tabloid headline (real or imagined)? An example would be The Weekly
World News' "Jesus' Face Found On a Tortilla."
LOWLY GROCER SWEATS THE JESUS!
(under which, of course, would be the picture of a t-shirt with
an armpit sweat stain that vaguley resembles a photo of Jesus, and
has been visibly airbrushed with details.) --
Cera