Jesus Was Gother Than You
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Did Mary approve of Jesus being goth? Why or why not?

  • We combined forces with a couple of other labels. about the question Mary had no choice I mean what you gonna tell the SON OF GOD NO ! I don't think making Christ upset is a smart thing! But then you also have the argument that God gave her motherly rights but that is along story!
    --Jason Moore: email | www

  • Who is Mary? Is it is mother? I have a friend who is a goth. His mother hates him. Well....not really. But she hates goths. Haha, crazy goths. Always being abused.
    --Norm Ality

  • I'd always wondered whether Eve would have a naval, since she wasn't born of woman...so seeing a similar question on your site intrigued me. Jesus was born of woman, but supposedly not impregnated by a man...a fact that wasn't decided upon until the Second Eccumenical Council hosted by the ever popular Emperor Constantine himself. I just have to wonder how much ribbing Mary got when she started to show and all her friends just rolled their eyes when she said she hadn't even had sex with a man yet. And can you imagine how she must have felt when he grew up? She was a Jewish mother, for Christs' sake! (In a Jewish mother voice) "My son, the savior, he can walk on water but can't even visit his own muther! And who are all these boys he goes around with anyway?"
    --Poulette

  • I don't think so. The only time she showed up in his adult life was when he died. Must have been embarassed that her son was a Goth instead of becoming a carpenter or scholar or whatever the hell he was going to be. And apparently he didn't take to well to her snubbing since he said, "Who is my mother?" Sheesh. Talk about your dysfunctional families.
    --Josh

  • I just wanted to let you know that Jesus Loves you and that I'll be praying for you. Eternity awaits. I hope to see you in heaven. God Bless
    --Pesto
    (Hmm. Pesto likes to answer my questions. Sorta. I kinda wonder about the "Eternity awaits" line. It almost sounds like a slogan for a cruise line, or the title of a romance.)

  • Mary was a hip hip lady. Jesus' dad, god, was always saying how flowering plants were your meat. What is cannibas? A flowering plant. Those biblical people were SMOKING weed like crazy. Mary was smoking little christ out at a very young age . Why else would people see him walk on water? They were all high. She probably didn't care that he was goth because she was too stoned.
    --Richard Parrow

  • first i dont think jesus was as goth as you make him out to be, with that in mind i do think mary approved of jesus' "gothness". why? because jesus was a sinless man therefore nothing he did was wrong, and his mother also being sinless new that her son jesus was god the whole time, so she had great devotion to him. so anyway since jesus did nothing wrong...how could mary say that her god was wrong?
    --BroFrancis

  • Mary heartily approved of Jesus' gothnicity:
    Not ONCE in the Bible is she ever quoted as telling him to get his hair cut.
    Pretention/stagecraft is necessary for success when you're a career philosopher.
    She could write off his spending so much time with James the Younger as just "playing bi to be trendy," and his girlfriend Mary Magdalene's extremes as "she's just going through a phase."
    When Jesus was crucified, did she accuse him of embarrassing her? No - she ATTENDED the event!
    --Columbine

  • I just asked my co-worker here, and we belive Mary definitely approved of his Goth-ness, because of the sheer joy and happiness it brought him.
    --Talond77

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