What would be on Jesus' Homepage?

• • A telephone catalouge for heaven...
  • A price-list for miracles... (Healing from lepra: 10 goldpieces, Resurrection: 20 goldpieces etc...)
  • The ability to order miracles over Internet...
    
    
  Gothy greetings // Belator
  
  
• Hmm... How about the recipe for that ever-so-tasty lunchtime treat, loaves 'n' fishes? Feeds more people than Kraft Dinner...
  
  Hazel
  
  PS. Why don't they have Jesus action figures?
  
  (Here you go! Maybe someone will send me a gothed-up one for Christmas!)
  
  
  
  
  
• I'd see it having a parable-of-the-week mail list, links to websites of previous saviors (Moses, Joshua, etc.), 'count down to salvation' meter leading up to the exact second of his crucifixion, writer's guidelines on how to get your work published in the scriptures, and an online application to become an apostle.
  
  your computer pal,
  Jester
  
  

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