Would Jesus Get a Tattoo?

• sure he would i mean if he was into body piercing and other types of kinky shit then sure why not.
  -- tiannie
  
  
• YES! YES! YES! In the name of all good jewish souls I'm sure he would be pleased to have a bar code or something similiar tattooed to the back of his head.
  -- Pete Stuart
  
  
• Oh, yes, absolutely, perhaps a little armband of thorns....? Or "Mom" in a heart.....
  -- Jess
  
  
• he'd get a big cross on his right arm and a pic of the devil crossed out
  -- St. Andrews Boynton Beach Business Center
  
  
• He would get a couple. One would be his face on his scrawny bicep. (Goths do tend to be vain you know) The other would be a broken black heart with the words "Mary Magdalene" on his bum.
  -- Divine Sorrow
  
  
• 'Jesus' did indeed have a tattoo; Small , hidden and somewhat obscene, it was a little happy-face on the tip of his genitalia. This was a source of endless amusement to him and afforded him the furtive knowing smile that his contemporaries often noted but always attributed to "son of god stuff".
  -- Byron Upton
  
  
• Jesus would absolutely NOT get a tattoo. Jews aren't allowed to have tattoos.
  
  Of course, he could agonize about being a social outcast because he DIDN'T have a tattoo!
  -- Columbine Phoenix
  
  
• Jesus, with his special super powers, has a holographic tattoo on his chest which mesmerizes the viewer and which emanates a psychic experience somewhat equivalent to a DMT trip-- if the viewer is free of prejudice and is open to new experiences they will have ecstatic, trans-dimensional visions. If the viewer is small-minded and full of prejudice, upon gazing at the tattoo they will experience a magnification of all the horrors of their maggot-infested psyches, leaving them raving and murderous lunatics (with poor grammar and spelling abilities). If, however, the viewer is a "scientific" rationalist-materialist with a prosaic explanation for everything magical, the tattoo will appear to be nothing more than a two-dimensional bleeding heart emblazoned with the word "Mother".
  -- Mutant Icon
  
  
• Sure. Maybe he would get one of those hearts with a scroll in front of it that says, "Dad." Or maybe he would get a little "X" on his feet and wrists. Maybe even a tribal-looking "crown of thorns" around his upper arm.
  -- Jenocyd
  
  
• Maybe! One night while sitting around a mates house, drinking and playing Mario Cart, I stumbled on the idea of getting a small tattoo done next to every scar on my body, with a little date and location. E.g. 12/05/99 Livingroom, BB gun. Obviously in the sobriety of the next morning this didn't seam such a good idea after all. But it would work a treat for Jesus. 7/04/30 Jerusalem, Nail.
  -- Paul Attfield
  
  
• In my opinion, Jesus would only get the tattoo if it improved his chances of getting laid. When your only doing the goth thing to get some, would you really want something that permanent? On the other hand, there are temporary tattoos of quality that can be purhased at many tattoo joints now-a-days. If that was the case, Jesus could always go for a new look whenever it struck his fancy. That's pretty keen, if you ask me.
  -- robin
  
  
• According to Leviticus 19:28, Jews are forbidden to get tattoos: "Do not make gashes in your skin for the dead [as a sign of mourning]. Do not make any tattoo marks on your skin. I am God." I'm not sure that Jesus always followed those kinds of rules, though.
  -- anonymous
  
  
• If he dug the whole stake-through-the-palm thing, he would almost certainly enjoy the searing pain of getting a tattoo
  -- Mistress Heather
  
  
• Yes, He'd have three. A hammer on the shaft of his penis, a heart with 'dad' written in it on his right shoulder and a nun in stockings on his left fore-arm.
  -- Arachnia & Mastrus
  
  
• He would get a tattoo of a butt, with a butt-shaped tattoo on it, and he'd get it right on his butt.
  -- Jack Hesse
  
  

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